Metropolitan Mama is going to save my marriage.

Y'ALL - I'm signing up to win this laptop and I really really need it. A few months back my husband's laptop kicked the bucket and, as you can imagine, we have been butt-bumping each other out of the way of mine ever since. I keep trying to explain to him that the bruises are really all his fault because my ass is only this big because of his getting-me-pregnant and all, but he's not buying it.

Anyhow - Metropolitan Mama is giving this one away so cross your fingers and toes and anything else 'cause mama needs a new laptop (you didn't think I would give the new shiny one to him, did you? Did you? Really?)